Oh God Please Save Me

PS3 again.

Sid Meier. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_MeierSid_Meier

Ok, I've got my own wiki too: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/wotta/guy/), but Sid's that guy. You know, they guy you'd marry your sister to? If she was a gamer? And loved CIV IV?

Ok, I have a grip now, and I've spent untold (UNTOLD) hours on this game. Let me summarize it for you:

- ONE: it's fine to play this games by yourself; it may take hours, but you *can* save;

- TWO: forget about playing this game online; the average game will take four-to-six hours, which will leave the average player up all night; besides, you will (after many hours of finger-punching) find you fall to some yo-yo in The Netherlands who has neither your sense of worth nor your sense of job; and then:

- THREE: you *will* hate yourself. Believe me when I say I have saved you untold hours. You may now send these hours to some international charity and COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY. I say this knowing you will stay up all night once, only to fall prey to an aenemic 11-year-old who will let you think you are winning.

You know you could take him in a dark alley, but, at this point, this is neither here nor there.